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Use these funny Halloween jokes to entertain the whole family!

Be sure to check out our main Halloween index for even more spooky fun including our full list of Halloween costumes, our creepy crafts and our haunted recipes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Why do witches fly on brooms?

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
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What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why don't skeletons like parties?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

What do witches put on their hair?

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?

How does a witch tell time?

How does a monster score a football touchdown?

What do the birds sing on Halloween?

What is Transylvania's national sport?

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?

Why do mummies make good employees?

What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

What's a monster's favorite play?

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?

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