St. Patrick's Day Riddles and Jokes

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Be sure to explore our St. Patty's Day crafts, games, and clip art for more fun ways to honor this festive holiday. Or try making one of our St. Paddy's Day recipes!

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

submitted by Patrick and Marianne

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?

Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?

Why is a river rich?

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

submitted by Jessica 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!

submitted by Crystal Jasmine and BooBoo

What is Barney's favorite thing on St. Patricks day?

submitted by snarl

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?

submitted by Jessica

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

submitted by Berta

Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?

submitted by Duane

Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?

submitted by Jessica

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

submitted by Pink Angel

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?

submitted by Patrick and Marianne

What do you say to a leprechaun?

submitted by Emily and Aaron

What is a nuahcerpel?

submitted by Chelsea

Why is Erin, the beanie baby's birthday on St.Patrick's day?

submitted by Laura and Kristen

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

submitted by Laura and Kristen

Why did the man cross the road?

submitted by Aisha

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