Christmas Jokes


What do elves learn in school?


 

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?


 

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?


 

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

santa cake


 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?


 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


 

reindeer What kind of bird can write?


 

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?


 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?


 

cat What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?


 

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?


 

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?


 

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?


 

penguin Why was Santa's little helper depressed?


 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?


 

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